What my 20 month old Daughter has taught me.

  1. Cold pizza is "yucky" – I'm searching for the hammer and scythe tattoo on her body but to no avail.
  2. That "no" is a universal answer for anything.
  3. Crying without tears gets you nowhere.
  4. Would kill me in my sleep for an additional roll of "Smarties".
  5. Anything that produces water is the coolest device that minute.
  6. The word "kitty" must be said three times while running.
  7. That 24 pounds of human can create screams that peel paint.
  8. A human can survive on milk and Raviolios indefinitely.
  9. If given the strength and opportunity would carry and hide everything in the closet at one time.
  10. If her nails are not kept short can pull that finshing move with the spine from Mortal Combat.
  11. Children can and will physically beat you up without their knowledge.
  12. Can melt Daddy down in a nanosecond with 'boo-boo' lip.
Posted on June 17, 2009 and filed under Parenting.