But Wait There's MORE!

Someone once asked me to define the core of advertising for them. 

So I asked them:

Do you like traveling to exotic destinations? Are you able to sit for hours on end with an uncomfortable assortment of heroin-filled condoms inserted in your rectum? Then you've got what it takes to become a professional drug mule! 

Just imagine the exciting abandoned warehouses, garbage-strewn alleys and dirty apartments you will visit while preparing to be "boarded by cargo." Refine your sales skills by inventing fascinating back-stories to share with the passenger across the aisle and during your regularly scheduled TSA pat downs.

This once-in-a-lifetime opportunity gives you the chance to make new friends, and to seize the thrill of “riding the dragon” if your product breaches the structural integrity of its prophylactic freight tube.

Grab life by the horns! We pay in cash, and every seat is in coach. Live the dream and become an underground sensation! Call now. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!

It's kinda' like that. 


Posted on October 16, 2013 and filed under Advertising, Soapbox, Brand.