Do you like traveling to exotic destinations? Are you able to sit for hours on end with an uncomfortable assortment of heroin-filled condoms inserted in your rectum? Then you've got what it takes to become a professional drug mule!
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Think back to your first real job. Remember that one old-timer who had all the great stories? I don’t mean the bitter guy who wore a tie with his dandruff-covered short-sleeved shirt, and referred to upper management as “The Gestapo.” I mean the funny dude who seemed to know his shit, but also had a million great stories about the industry. He knew every client, went to all the trade shows – and talked about flying on airlines like Eastern and Pan Am. Back when they served real meals. In coach.
My 4-year-old daughter “Sydney” is a great many things to me. First and foremost, I hope she becomes a valuable member of society. Secondly, I hope that she can teach you a few things that she has already taught me:
That's right, with a bit of crowd-sourcing and a whole lotta' love we give you the 'awesome sauce' list. I'm sure there's a million things we missed, so consider this a conversation starter. Looking forward to hearing your thoughts!